Hello pencil friends.  I've been away for a while doing Real Life but I have some new stuff to show.  I'll probably start the stream again in the mornings, hopefully within the next few days.

I'm sorry Zooey that you never returned my emails.  My brother was right, you are weird and uncoordinated and a bad actress.  It's okay though because now I can return "Once upon a mattress" to netflix.  

Also I can spend more time watching "Parks and Recreation" with the much more athletic Aubrey Plaza.  I dedicate my award winning piece "Ladyparts" to her,  that is totally what her butthole looks like in my imagination.  Even if it isn't an exact replica, I would still pay to sniff her farts.  

So goodbye forever Zooey, I would still want to smell your farts but not at the price of a broken heart.  Farts not hearts Zooey.  Farts not hearts.

Never trust a scarecrow wearing shades after dark
be careful of that old bow tie he wears
It takes a sweet little bullet from a pretty blue gun
to put those scarlet ribbons in your hair.

"If there's one thing I've learned in life it's that learning things never taught me nothing, and books is the worst."

"Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good."

Cat food... it stinks a bit. But if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.